“Sen. Jeff Flake (R-AZ) on Tuesday threatened to support the impeachment of President Donald Trump should Trump fire special counsel Robert Mueller.”
Despite the bewildering array of diversity among GOP Senators, the casual observer should not be fooled:
Republican upper-chamber taxonomy boils down to a single species: “Homo Partisan”.
Some specimens chronically assume the classic mating posture to party leaders (see: “Grassley, Charles”).
Others display mock aggression before abruptly exposing their haunches (see: “Paul, Rand”).
Many engage in an elaborate and coy dance, often lasting days, before they yield (see: “Graham, Lindsay”).
But in the end, the species simply cannot overcome its biological urges.
To put party before country.
Everything else is just minor variation in diet, habitat, and plumage.