The Dung Beetle need not be gay, it could ascribe to any number of mind-styles, lifestyles or religions that Screwy Louie becomes frothy just thinking about.
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Every time I see him, I think of Mr Mackeyâs balloon head when he was tripping on acid.
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(with apologies to Tena & Mike in Houston)
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Please do not disparage the fine common clay of the Midwest
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My thanks to you, kind Sir!
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Iâd LOVE for Joe Biden to go have a â word â with Louie âŚ
Seems Joeâs been in the mood ⌠lately â
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Congrats to Louie âGomerâ Gohmert, once again winner of the Louie Gohmert Trophy for the dumbest member of congress.
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âIâve had people say, âHey, you know, thereâs nothing wrong with gays in the military. Look at the Greeks,ââ he said. âWell, you know, they did have people come along who they loved that was the same sex and would give them massages before they went into battle. But you know what, itâs a different kind of fighting, itâs a different kind of war and if youâre sitting around getting massages all day ready to go into a big, planned battle, then youâre not going to last very long. Itâs guerrilla fighting. You are going to be ultimately vulnerable to terrorism and if thatâs what you start doing in the military like the Greeks did ⌠as people have said, âLouie, you have got to understand, you donât even know your history.â Oh yes I do. I know exactly. Itâs not a good ideaâ:
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Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody gay dung tonight
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The FBI investigated the song Louie, Louis for years. Iâm sure Gohmert would have heartily approved.
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Gohmert: I talked to a retired FBI agent who said that one of the things they were looking at were terrorist cells overseas who had figured out how to game our system. And it appeared they would have young women, who became pregnant, would get them into the United States to have a baby. They wouldnât even have to pay anything for the baby. And then they would turn back where they could be raised and coddled as future terrorists. And then one day, twentyâŚthirty years down the road, they can be sent in to help destroy our way of life. 'Cause they figured out how stupid we are being in this country to allow our enemies to game our system, hurt our economy, get setup in a position to destroy our way of life.
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When the dust settles, Louis, Iâd like to see you and a couple dozen of your fucking enabling friends tried for treason. Maybe we can get around to that.
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Thus, the eternal questionâŚwhat came first, the looks or the stupidity??
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in The Great Removal, I hope Louie has front of line privileges. What an ultra maroon.
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I never saw that explanation before. It makes sense if you believe that Gohmert was ever interested in âdefusing heated exchangesâ.
Itâs 100% country fried horse shit, is what Iâm saying.
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Louie GohmertâŚthe sage of Texas!
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"On the edge of oblivion
All the world is Babylon
And all the love and evâryone
A ship of fools sailing on"
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There are more of us than that.
@antisachetdethe lives in Austin. And there are others here.
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Louieâs head does look like an oblong potato, probably giving Quale a version of PTSD.
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More like the cilantro of Tyler.
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