Or a talking thumb.
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Yeow, today he feels like he owns the world, the whole world and nothing but the world.
Whats next? A big huge bigly T on the moon we can see from here.
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That took me a minute.
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Trump Admin To Decide Which Countries Get Tariff Exemptions The Rose By End Of April
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To the DNC, DSCC, DCCC, and every Democratic campaign from Governor to Dog Catcher…
Repeat after me: “A tariff is – literally – a tax, so Republicans are raising your taxes!”
Say it loud; say it proud.
It ain’t rocket science.
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Um, how many countries are left that we’d be putting tariffs on that make anything that we need/want?
[/quote]Perhaps some of those from W’s Coalition of the Willing (just as a Trumpian “Thank you”).
Afghanistan, Albania, Australia, Azerbaijan, Bulgaria, Colombia, the Czech Republic, Denmark, El Salvador, Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia, Georgia, Hungary, Italy, Japan, South Korea, Latvia, Lithuania, Macedonia, the Netherlands, Nicaragua, the Philippines, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, Spain, Turkey, United Kingdom and Uzbekistan.
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Like archenemy Chairface Chippendale who was foiled in mid-attempt to carve his name on the moon in The Tick series.
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Just Ch-EYE-nah?
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Trump Admin To Decide Which Countries Get Tariff Exemptions By End Of April
“You heard that right. Everybody’s talking about the newest reality TV show that’s sweeping the nation: ‘Trading Places,’ in which the leaders of each of the USA’s top fifty trading partner nations are sent to the Deal Island, where they will each try to cut the best possible deal with the Grand Deal Maker himself, that is, our own dear President Trump. But, watch out! Because, any one of them that tries to cut too good of a deal for himself will suffer a huge tariff on all of their exports to the USA, along with permanent banishment from the Deal Island. The last remaining leader will be rewarded with a no expenses paid trip to the Trump Resort & Casino of his choice.”
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Ah , exemptions means Smeghead gets a commission from the countries .
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No way that corporate America allows the Dennison regime to slap tariffs on Chinese products. They know that China has the ability to jack us up pretty badly.
Products from Hungary? Well, maybe we’ll survive that. I mean, we can make our own paprika, right?
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All fair points. Just a lot of smoke and mirrors and “high drama” and jerking around of everyone.
Love that.
I seem to also be partial at the moment to “the Mulligan administration”.
My God. What is this, the next installment of Presidential Apprentice? Pray tell, will he make final selections live during ratings week?
It’s a Sorting Hat that just tries to put everything into Slytherin…
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A decision which will be completely based on how deftly various Presidents and Prime Ministers apply their lips to Trump’s ass . . . . with the exception of Putin, of course.
I’m betting he slaps a tariff on California…
All Trump is
is a crook in a red tie.
So, to whom do these countries seeking exemptions pay their bribes? Trump Enterprises or Putin?
I was just thinking about indictments and this crossed my field of vision.
All I said was “Jehovah!” (no collusion)
Malta, Andorra, Lichtenstein to name three off the top of my head.