Pence is cutting short his trip. Jeezus. I was thinking it was because the WH need a good bullshitter to calm down the press. But now…
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That picture during the Strawberry Statement said it all. Should win a Pulitzer or whatever.
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You remember Nixon, too. Whatever gets him out is fine with me–I mean, we’ve got no control over it unless it becomes marching time.
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I think Kelly was scared NOT to take the job. I think he already KNEW what a batsht crazy mofo was occupying the office of the Presidency and thought he could curb Donnie’s worse impulses…unfortunately, when Donnie thinks he’s being ‘handled’ he doubles down on nuts.
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Welp, blame it on trump.
Need I say more?
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I think Kelly took the job at the request of friends at the Pentagon, so that one of their own would be able to keep a 24 hour watch on the insane one.
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I hope to the Maker that the “Nuke football” trump has is a fake.
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Probably has a “Pong” machine inside. Perhaps a Pac Man.
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In ‘Ye Olde England’, during public hangings, pickpockets (a hangable offense) were busy working the crowd of onlookers. So much for deterrence.
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Trump still hasn’t caught on…
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McMaster wasn’t enough? Maybe all the entire joint chiefs should sleep with him in Trump’s bedroom.
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That’s kind of what I think too. I still bet he’s surprised beyond what he already thought thought. That press conference the other day. Man did he look discouraged or more likely in utter disbelief.
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A dodo?
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Hey it worked in the election!
So Pence can give an interview and shake his head and slowly tell us how we are all taking 45’s comments wrong?
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Dommy, you do have a way with language 
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World Football League?
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She looks kinda normal, so, she shouldn’t be doing whatever she’s doing to make him look like that.
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The nuke football (it’s my fault)
XFL. Vince and the honorable Linda’s charade. Didn’t remember myself until @inversion set me on the right track.
“Smash-mouth football!”
Didn’t smash any box-office records.
Still better than the ABL where one guy secretly owned three teams.
George Steinbrenner was involved.
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